From Russia, With Love
by Billy Roper
Most American citizens, frankly, are subject to easy emotional manipulation by the controlled media. That’s a problem with low-information voters who have been stripped of their identities as anything other than consumers. In fact, that’s a problem with Democracy, in general, especially the multiracial variety, which our Founding Fathers never intended. (See Naturalization Act of 1790)
The headline of the story is all that is read, or heard, and absorbed. Any details, including later retractions, such as the Washington Post pulling their ‘fake news’ story claiming that the Russians had hacked the Vermont electric power grid, rarely get noticed. Oh, it was just malware on somebody’ s laptop? Sneaky Russkies. Hey, the Governor’s really upset about it. They’re probably still Commies, except that the U.S. Democratic Party is farther to the left than anybody in Moscow has been since Gorbachev retired his birthmark. Look, John McCain is having a hissy fit saying we should go to war. Maybe we should air-drop him into Moscow where he can make propaganda broadcasts for the Kremlin like he used to for Hanoi. Our secret weapon.
The audience members, generally, don’t know what the election ‘hacking’ story even is all about. Many assume that it means that somehow the Russian government or Putin himself made the electronic voting booths all vote for Trump back on November 8th, regardless of which candidate was selected. In reality, the liberals are claiming, in their latest desperate move to delegitimize Trump’s presidency, that the Russians were responsible for hacking the DNC e-mails and releasing them to Wikileaks. You remember, those DNC e-mails that revealed how Clinton’s campaign colluded with the media to fix debates and conspire against Sanders and massage news coverage of Hillary? Basically, they’re accusing the Russians of making the American electoral process more transparent. How dare they do such a thing.
First it was (((Stein)))’s fundraising of six million (ahem) for the recount in three states, just the ones where Trump narrowly won, until the recount showed that millions of illegal immigrants committed fraud voting for Hillary, and so did black Democrats, but she still LOST votes in the recount, over all. Then, they all focused on the electoral college, calling for an overturn of the system, but Hillary actually lost more votes to faithless electors than Trump did. Now, the Russians did it. In reality, the left doesn’t have to go to such panicked lengths to delegitimize Trump’s administration in the eyes of many voters. Looking at his cabinet picks and executive branch appointments will do that well enough. Currently, the nominees are running at about a 580% over-representation of Jews compared to the national proportion of Trump in-laws. Of course, he hasn’t taken office yet, and most of us already see that very few, if any, of his campaign promises are going to be kept in regards to immigration controls or a wall, God forbid. At this point, the only people on the right still pleased with The Donald are those who don’t yet understand that we aren’t going to be allowed to vote our way out of this mess, and therefore “worse is better”, since what cannot fly must fall.
It’s kind of like meeting two girls, one of whom looks better than the other, and admiring the prettier choice: her long red hair and sparkling green eyes, her flawless complexion, and her healthy curves. Then, you get to know her, you’re alone together, and she pulls off her wig revealing strangley bald spots, takes out her colored contacts lens, releases her girdle, washes off her makeup, and you know you’d have been better off going home alone. That’s even before they let themselves go. Trump has let himself go, he’s already gone. Our people are already seeing that, but the liberals are, working from the other end, still paranoid that he might end up being slightly to the right of Gus Hall. Calm down, lefties. You’re still in power. We’ve met the new boss, and he’s the same as the old boss. You don’t need to start W.W.III, or keep asking for compliments by saying how ugly you are, for us to not feel triumphant.
No, we didn’t really win, this time. We now know that’s not going to happen until we actually believe politicians when they tell us that the system is rigged, and break it. In the meantime, your shrill shrieking that we have won, and talking about the Alt Right and White Nationalism, has mainstreamed and normalized more of our ideals, and red-pilled millions of our people, making that inevitable victory more impending. Chutzpah, once again, hoists you on your own petard, for number 110. It’s coming. Balkanization. All the cool kids know it.
And the Russians? Well, the French were a great help in the 1770’s. Maybe we’ll get some assistance in the 2020’s, too. From Russia, with love.