Preparing For Hurricane Hillary
Special Report from The Whether Channel
By Billy Roper
“It’s not just that the wind is blowing, it is what the wind is blowing” –Comedian Ron White
The high pressure system sweeping into the Washington, D.C. area is expected to bring long-lasting stormy weather throughout the country, with potentially widespread destruction and loss of life anticipated. A voluntary evacuation suggestion is now in place for White residents on both coasts, as well as in most urban areas.
As in the case of any widespread natural disaster, those who choose to shelter in place are advised to stockpile bottled water, non-perishable food items, and plenty of toilet paper. Additionally, due to the increased risk of looting, those prepping for this event are advised to stockpile sufficient firearms and ammunition to recreate the climactic scene in the movie “Zulu”. Access to those supplies, in particular, are expected to become more and more scarce, once the storm arrives.
The path of destruction is expected to be wide, with winds reaching category five levels of demographic displacement. Flooding, of refugees and illegal immigrants, may follow in Hillary’s wake. The drowning of multiracialism may be encountered in low-lying areas.
Make sure to secure your outdoor possessions, cover your windows, and bring your pets inside to safety. Also, join us when we, as believers, ask God to aid us in our struggle, by praying for war.
And for that which we are about to receive, let us be truly grateful. Amen.
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